Check this out! Do a Google search for Natasha Hudson and guess who is in the top 3 search result?

WOOT! No wonder I got new fans. They have been Googling their favorite "writer" and my blog is so popular, they keep coming back for more.

I guess I owe Natasha a thank you. Thanks Natasha, for driving the traffic to my blog. And to my new fans, you guys are awesome!

Le Grand (yeah right) Cirque is slightly, just SLIGHTLY better than The Royal London Crap I watched a couple of years back. Grand my ass. The stage is so small, there's hardly any "grandeur". The costumes were crap too. It is a circus after all, so I shouldn't be nitpicking but do they have to go with the "Teletubbies Gone Wild" look? And I swear to God, there's an act with a guy and a bunch of girls in chicken suit, riding a bicycle.

What a waste of time that was! And money! Can't believe I paid 50 bucks for that. This has got to be one of the lamest shows on earth. The weirdest part was the fact that they manage to sold out Sydney Opera House last month. How the hell did they do that???

I got a hater y’all!

This is so cool! I was just going thru my post database when I stumbled upon comments left on my blog. You guys sure like it here when I was gone! I don’t get any notice when I get comments anymore coz I turned off the comments notification a long time ago. But how cool is this, I got a stalker now! When you got a stalker, you got it made!

Not sure what is up with this person but sure is an angry one. Check this one out:

you are one heck of a fucked up asshole cunt who doesn't know that this is Malaysia and SHE shouldn't ditch Malaysians, in any extreme way,regardless of who they are and their background.!!!go n shed those fats,!!! u pig.Screw u n ur whole family.n one more time i see u ditching fellow Malaysians in your ridiculous and unethical dog alike blog,you will face the penalty.I am SURE You mum must have HAND-JOBed and GOT FUCKED by thousands of men back then before giving birth to you..she might be continuing with those disgusting activity now,n maybe u're one of her clients.!!!!.i bet u must be a BASTARD...n remember in one of ur blogs u mentioned "how natasha hudson got f*cked, got owned, and then f*cked all over again", I strongly believe you were mad at your mum at that point of time, n u let it all out on Natasha..poor thing....one favour,send your SISTERS AUNTS NIECES to the BROTHEL..plenty in JB,u must have known.let them feel the fucking SENSATIONSSSS. N yeah,I BET U MUST BE A FUCKED UP INDONESIAN IMMIGRANT who has no dignity in HERSELF(i dont think yor're a male).GET YOUR FUCKING ASS,as well as UR FAMILY's BACK TO INDONESIA.muka tak tau malu.

I’m baffled. Not because he insults my whole family, or the usage of NC-17 language. Or the fact that I might have a vagina instead of a penis. No. It is baffling that someone out there still gives a damn about Natasha Hudson. What the fuck?

Poor thing? Natasha Hudson, poor thing? Yeah, she’s poor thing alright. Poor thing with shit for brain. Where the hell is she anyway? I haven’t seen her in a while. Is she still plagiarizing by any chance? Must be busy translating Pulitzer Prize winning book into Bahasa Melayu and then hock it off as her own.

No matter what you think, she will always be a liar and a cheat. Therefore, she’s a bitch (hey, that kinda rhymes!) And I don’t think she apologize for all the fiasco, so double bitch. So funny after all these years, some poor deluded souls still feel sorry for her. Seriously, she’s not worth it. And the only reason why I’m even talking about her is because someone brought it up.

But thanks anyway for the kind input. I’m pretty sure there’s a rabid Natasha Hudson fan out there that actually cares. If someone sees her, tell her Ari said hi.

p/s: I’m turning the comments moderation back on now. Any of you crazy ass bitches who wants to take it up a notch can send me an email instead.

Yes, again.

This sucks! I can't even update my blog as much as like. Before, I can update this blog everyday. Of course, before, I was a big fat slob (still, ugh!), jobless, and living off the small changes I can find at the bottom of my mum's purse and my dad's pocket. Not to say that I don't enjoy having a steady career, but my life is gone. No more hanging out late nights. No more movies every week (and no more reviews from me). No more living under the Mother and Father Charity. And of course, no more updating this blog.

It was the right decision though. I guess I had my fun and now I just have to sort out my priorities. I am turning 26 (argh!!!!!!) this year and if you guys know me at all, I hate aging. Something I picked up not too long ago, when I turned 18. I'm fat, I'm old. Fuck! Well, at least I have job now. Being fat, old and jobless, that's a fucking kick in the nuts.

Life is good, can't complain much. Being an expatriate is definitely not as glamorous as you would've thought though. I always thought being an expat means you get a free pass at being awesome. Total BS, I tell you. It is exactly like back home, only 6000 miles away. I'm still deciding if I should stay here forever. I would love to stay, but my heart is kinda half and half. And the recent economic downturn is not helping. When I first got here, the money was like 2.5 or something against MYR. And now, 1.8, if you're lucky, and still crashing. It was 1.7 when I checked today. What the hell? This is definitely not what I sign up for.

Ok, I can't write anymore. Being away from this blog is definitely cramping my style. I'll try and update every now and then but I'm not gonna promise anything this time around.

p/s: and omigod, its already Feb 09!