I am so pissed at Pos Malaysia right now. They are, without a doubt, the worst postal service in the world. I've had nothing but bad experiences with them. They are unreliable, slow, and I would like to add "thieving bastards" to the list.
More than a month ago, I send a parcel to my mum. It took NZ Post 4 days to get the parcel from New Zealand to Malaysia. And you know how long Pos Malaysia took to get that parcel to my mum? In a word, forever. I thought the parcel was a goner, so I contacted NZ Post to see my options since I bought extra cover for my parcel.
It took no longer than 15 minutes for NZ Post to track the parcel down. Now that is good service. They told me the parcel is already in Malaysia. It has been there for more than a month. They said they dropped a call card for my mum to pick up the parcel. Bullshit! There's no call card, there's no phone call, there's nothing. Pos Malaysia did nothing to inform my mum about the parcel.
Thanks to the NZ Post, I manage to find out the address where Pos Malaysia "hides" the parcel. And you thought the mystery of the missing parcel has been solved. Wrong! It was not there. Pos Malaysia decides to move the parcel to another branch. Wait, let me rephrase that, another branches. Yes, plural. First, it was at the Post Malaysia branch somewhere in JB city. Then, they moved it to a branch in Pasir Gudang. And finally, they moved it to their branch in Seri Alam. So it took my brother a round trip around Johor just to pick it up.
And now you thought everything is cool. Wrong again! My sister messaged me, saying an item is missing. You know how Louis Vuitton put this little padlock on every handbag they sold. Yup, someone in Pos Malaysia stole the padlock. How pathetic and sad. I mean, that thing is like 50 bucks. I can get more if I wanted to. What I don't understand is, what kind of lowlife would actually pull this kind of thing?
POS Malaysia Berhad. PieceOfShit Malaysia Berhad. What a befitting name!
GEORGE TOWN: It was a memorable night for 21-year-old Yuen Sze Jia who beat 16 finalists to bag the Malaysia Top Model of the World 2008 award at the Berjaya Georgetown Hotel here on Saturday. The 180cm-tall contestant from Selangor won RM5,000, a crown, sash, trophy and other prizes.
The advertising student at a local university also bagged two subsidiary titles.
Yuen will represent Malaysia at the 2008 Top Model of the World to be held in China on Dec 28.
Mass communication student Stefanie Chua, 20, from Kedah, emerged first runner-up and won RM3,000. Chua, who aspires to be a businesswoman, also clinched six subsidiary titles.
Second runner-up was bank employee Alison Tay, 25, from Kuala Lumpur, who received RM2,000.
Student Reene Chong, 21, from Perak, emerged fourth and Ooi See Nee, 22, from Penang came in fifth.
Model Iris H'ng, 23, from Penang, won the Miss Penang Tourism Model title.
You know how they say, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?
Well, fuck that! They sending THAT to represent Malaysia at 2008 Top Model of the World!!?? What the hell!? What are they blind and headless??!!
The hair? The makeup?? The red lipstick??? WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! I think I should sue. That picture is totally giving me emotional distress right now. Not to be mean or anything (yeah right) but am I the only one that think she looks like Pennywise from "IT"?
Confusion has developed over the past 24 hours since the announcement that the iPhone 3G is on its way to New Zealand, with one version of the official Press Release being edited to remove the term "prepay". Vodafone New Zealand have now confirmed (despite conflicting with two other Press Releases) that the iPhone will only be available "on account" within New Zealand as each country tailors its offering to customers.
The story broke when an eagle-eyed NZMac.com user noticed the change to the Press Release on the Vodafone.co.nz website, with the term "prepay" removed yesterday afternoon. However at the time of posting this story, the Press Release on the Apple.co.nz website and Vodafone.com website continue to mention the term. It should be noted however that the latter two press releases relate to four countries, so it appears that the editing locally concerns the situation in New Zealand.
Bummer! Well, not for me, but for the people who wanted to use the iPhone on PrePay. That suck balls! This is just a rumor, but a very strong one. Here's hoping that its not true.
Yep, I don’t give a flying fuck about reverse psychology. I get it, but I just refuse to care. I don’t even know why people even bother. People always trying to pull this reverse psychology bullcrap on me all the time, especially girls. I guess it’s in their nature, trying to make guys feel bad or something. What I want to know is why?
Some guys do get sucked into this whole reverse psychology thingy, that they turn into a meek, pansy little creature. That is fucking bullshit. Why do you subject yourself to this kind of torture? For the love of God, leave! No girls are worth that much. I don’t see why we have to care about their feelings when they get to go medieval on your balls.
Tears are no longer the best weapons in the world. Cry all you want and let see if I actually give a shit about it. Hey, I’m not trying to sound like a dick or anything. Honestly, I’m actually a nice guy. But it is the new millennium and I’m just being realistic. I’m done playing games, you know? I just want honesty. That is all I’m asking. If there’s something on you mind, say it to my face. I’m not exactly David Blaine so I can’t read your mind.
I was browsing my niece's Friendster's profile and I saw this picture. I have to say, not bad!! The pose, the setting, the make-up, perfection! Agyness Deyn and Gemma Ward better watch their back. My niece is the next big thing!
..for loving this song. I mean, I was born in the early 80's and I'm not supposed to like anything from the early 90's, but my playlist is filled with awesomeness tracks from the 80's and 90's. I have to say, they make mean music back then, and this is one of them. Tasmin Archer, I miss you!
KUALA TERENGGANU: While the recent fuel price hike and concerns over possible increase in food prices might turn more Malaysians into thrifty individuals, the opposite is true for Abu Bakar Embong. The 49-year-old former broker and grandfather of three from Manir has instead taken a fourth wife.
Yesterday, he promised the Syariah High Court here that he would meet the financial needs of his three other wives, as well as some of the 25 children he has with them.
He told Syariah High Court Judge Shaikh Ahmad Ismail that he could provide for his existing family as his monthly income was about RM20,000.
"I can guarantee that it will never be not enough." Shaikh Ahmad granted him permission for a fourth wife as he had fulfilled the requirements needed under Islamic law, which included consent from the three wives, who also confirmed that their husband could support all four wives.
The wives told Shaikh Ahmad that they each had a house and car from Abu Bakar.
The judge also advised Abu Bakar to tend to the religious education of his children and to always be fair to all his wives.
His children are between 4 months and 25 years old.
His children have also approved of his plan to marry Suhaili Alias, 25. The wedding is scheduled to take place this week.
Abu Bakar's three wives Asnah Jusoh, 46, Mazumi Ismail, 45, and Norazlina Ariffin, 25, said that their husband was a loving, honest and responsible man.
"In fact, I helped arrange the proposal for the fourth wife, with the help of the other two," Mazumi said.
"We get on well and we are cooperative.
"If one of us is in labour, we will be by each other's side and every weekend we get together with the children."
Omigod, creepy much? I'm constantly freaking out with the idea of having one, and this guy got 4?! Kinky, and that is one powerful penis he got. 25 kids, between 4 months and 25 years old. Good luck with the good ol' college fund old man.
I can't help but wonder, what it is like for his new wife when they sleep together on their first night. I mean, naked wrinkly old man, that is not a pretty sight. I'm hypothetically vomiting all over my monitor now. Yuck....
The good news is, I don't have to pay retail! Totally boss!
Bad news, which one should I get? Black or White? Ugh, decision!!
I love living in a developed country, where the Prime Minister is not a total retard and also one of the first countries that will be getting the 3G iPhone on July 11th.
Got to work, check my emails, and surprise surprise, I got this in my mailbox:
Dear ashni, henrry and ari,
I am very glade to met you and we really had a nice meeting last time. We just wondering how is your business going, we hope everything goes fine.
I am writing regarding the system of our company has been downed, all of the emails have been delete. You said you will make order from us in the last meeting, i just afraid that your email (regarding order) has been deleted. If you have any email for us regarding order, please let us know again.
We have already set up the account for you, you can make order any time. The special deal that we have give you last time still available, or if you have any other special requirement, please contact us.
We look forward to receive the order from you soon. Your feedback is very important for us, if there is any problem, please don't hesitate to let us know. We swear we will try our best to make you satisfying.
Regards, David Top Mobile Group
Glade? Downed?? You swear to make me satisfying???
What the fuck?! It sounds like an email from an Asian hooker!
I love a good comedy, and this one is classic. Thank you David, for the lovely email. Yes, I am very much satisfying, thanks for asking. And no, we will not be ordering anything from you. See, we don't usually do business with imbeciles. But you swear David. YOU SWEAR, BITCH!!
I met 2 lovely Tahitian girls today. They're cute, they're exotic, and they speak French! I'm in love! And, both of them are using the iPhone! Cute and technologically inclined. I like!!
And I am so putting Tahiti in the list of countries I want to visit. I mean, check this out! Bora Bora baby, BORA BORA!
If I ever get married (which is never), I swear, I'm going to have it here.
PRODUCER Mark Ronson has patched things up with Amy Winehouse, and the pair are again working on the theme song to the next Bond film, Quantum of Solace.
"Amy wrote the song on an acoustic guitar," Ronson said.
"It was my job to help with the arrangement and realise the sound that we were going for.
"But if I talk about it, Daniel Craig will whack me in the eyes."
The troubled Winehouse failed to fire in her first post-rehab gig at the Rock in Rio festival in Lisbon at the weekend.
The singer turned up almost an hour late, and apologised for a sore throat as her voice cracked during the 55-minute set.
Boss! I love Amy Winehouse. As a person, she is a real whackjob, but she has got the meanest voice ever. This is so going to be amazing. Probably "Goldfinger" or "Diamonds Are Forever" kind of amazing. I can't wait!
The new single is hot, but the video is scalding! But I can't post it here coz the fuckers back at Warners kept removing the video from Youtube. I've downloaded the video to my Touch yesterday so I'm good, hehehe.
Pharrell Williams (another bloody genius) made a short but memorable cameo in the video. The best part was, he brought his oversized and undeniably overpriced, exotic purple croc Hermes Birkin Haut A Courroie!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so jealous! I want one in black! And before you bastards judge me for wanting a purse, let me remind you the Birkin HAC was originally created for men. Now, when can I afford one though?
I like talking about sex. Not just the dirty part, but also the passionate part. It doesn’t have to be sleazy, you know. It can be fun, exciting and very informative.
But lately, I’ve been shutting myself off from the sex talk. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to see it. I don't want to talk about it. Somehow, it has gotten boring. Weird, but true. And I have a confession to make; I haven’t been touching myself for approximately 6 months. I told my best friend about it and he thought I’m going crazy. At one point he even suggested that I get myself checked out. His exact words were “I think you have ED.” (bastard…) But you want to hear something even weirder? I’ve never felt so free. It makes me feel like I’m the only one that the light shines on. (Ok, I may have ripped that from Madonna’s new album, but I’m not lying!)
Is it a breakdown or something? Do all guys my age go through the exact same phase? Is there a support group or maybe a rehab that I can go to get myself “fixed”? Right now, I just consider myself a celibate. I’m not sure if my celibacy was voluntary or involuntary, but if it is involuntary, I might be fucked, big time. I might have to change my sexual orientation to “asexual” and that is when I can hear my parents crying, “I have no son! I have no son!”
