I’m loving this news more and more. You guys should know by now that our gov is cracking down on website running high yield “supposedly” investment, whatever fuck that means. And one of the website that was closed down a few weeks ago was none other than the one ran by a certain “Suisse” called “esuissefund”. Originally called “eswissfund”, they change the “Swiss” spelling to “Suisse” as not to be confused with another “supposedly” investment program, eswisscash. I am very much surprised that the Swiss gov didn’t do anything to smite these motherfuckers’ asses for sullying the name of their country, but I guess they are more dignified not doing so. Feeding the trolls with more bullets would be futile. Idiots will always be idiots.

I got into trouble with “esuissefund” die hard fans earlier this year, and it was fun. You should see them trying to defend their so called “3-figure salary a day”. Wow, that is as much as what a doctor’s get in a day! The “Suisse” people must be filthy rich to actually give those idiots that much money. Unfortunately, their deliciously dim-witted comments were deleted when I change my website layout. But I think I still have them saved somewhere in Haloscan. Here’s an excerpt of an “esuissefund” fan:

Comment 1:

Hmmmm what a nice crap!!!! Everybody is entitle for his / her opinion.. so am I.... The key word here is `RISK’

Where do I want to start.. Lets see.... Ok.. lets start from `Hey, I am all for getting rich, but a scheme is not my thing'. When people starts a business, they are expose to all kind of risks... same as playing in stock market, buying a house for investment, buying 3D n hope u strike it big!!!., buying / selling bullshit, etc... its all boils down to your own risk appetite. If u are a risk taker, most probably u have your own business or try to own a business. If u are not, then just stay put and earn your monthly salary day in day out….. ohhh and then every year, u gonna get a miserable increment and also bonus (if there is such a word)… Using this scheme gonna make u rich someday???? Think hard, think very hard…. Please think again if being a salaries worker will ever make you rich!! Its all boils down to risk… so take calculated risk!!!!!

If u dont have any intention to change yourself and want to be poor all the time... so be it... Again its really up to each individual to change their own life. Of course in any business, there will be business which will succeed and also fails, it’s the same with any HYIP or MLM. Again, the risk factor!!!!!

Of course money dont grow on tree!!!! alo!!!! If u ask even standard 1 student also they can answer this Q. But if u think again, money does grow on tree.. Let me see.. If you plant, let say a durian tree… there will come a point in time where it will yield some fruits, so u can sell them…. So what u get…. M.O.N.E.Y…. So money does grow on tree. But also there might be trees which will not yield any fruits!!!!! So its up to the person how they take care of the tree or their business or their investment….

About scam…. U are only less than half right…. For a person to put their money in anything regardless get-rich-scheme, business, stocks, just because they listen to their friend, I agree… they are stupid… So are u one of them? Or are u gonna do your own study/ analyst about the pro n con??? If u’re smart uare gonna choose the latter….

the saccharine and aspartame laden success story coz one word, BULLSHIT! Alo!!! I’m a living example that a program can work…. Yes I said CAN… This is my 1st investment and I have recoupe my investment and earn a steady income… read this `THREE FIGURES AMOUNT ON A DAILY BASIS WITH THE FIRST FIGURE A FIVE.’ I don’t need to get other to join, I don’t need to get any downliners!!!!! It all boils down to the Risk n Reward…..

Comment 2:

What an ugly face you have Ari Miraj. You remind me to a dog which likes to sniff the pig shit. Say, I think you better wipe your nose because there's something looks like a dighead on it.

Yo! Bullshit guy,

Where on earth you get the fucking idea that EsuisseFund is from Swiss country?!! You fool!! Use your eyes that looks like pig shit, open it wide and tell me is there any SWISS spelled in EsuisseFund?!!!

If EsuisseFund is NOT INVESTMENT then what should I calll it?

Now, dighead, read this carefully:

With the advent of the internet many persons believed that using the internet they will be able to reach about everyone in the whole world and make a fortune, but is that idea original? Google for example have stored over 3 billion websites in their databases, that means that millions of persons thought the same, and now you are left in the same point, how can you make more money if the competence is million times bigger, which in some way is the same as if you had a local grocery store in which every 100 meters there is another one. Only 1% of the websites in the world are making money while the other 99% are just making mediocre profits for the effort made.

In order to make money you need much more preparation than just the education you received at school, there are many factors that you need to have in consideration that maybe you are not even aware of: what about doing a business plan? what about considering worst case scenarios? what about amortization plan? what about the many extra hours you have to work to make it work? what about marketing? what about market studies?
Related to hard work and misconceptions, we are very used to see many POP music stars and we say there are so many out there and they make lots of money with their work and suddenly you say well its good to be a POP star, have you ever seen shows in which you choose the next music superstar? Did you know that in order to select a group of 20 potential stars they have filtered over 14.000 star wannabes? and from those 14.000 only 1 will be chosen as the music star? Now everything in this world is just like that, you are being filtered everywhere in order to reach what you have been taught to be easy to do.

Continuing with the same analogy: Have you ever seen those shows in which the Music Stars show their big homes and luxurious cars? or those reality shows in which they show you their everyday life? Haven`t you noticed that they don`t have a life at all? they just work, work, work and work a little more... they don`t even enjoy the money they make as we always dream we would enjoy the money if we had it. That is because no matter what you do , something good, something bad or whatever there is an effort required from your part to make it a reality. Why do you think marriages in Hollywood don`t last? could be because they never see each other for working so much?
The point we are trying to make here is that there is nothing free in this world, for

Yes, those were their actually comments. Always put a laugh in my face. That is South Park funny there. I’m just glad that the Securities Commissions decided to do something about this entire “supposedly” investment programs and put an end to it. If I’m not mistaken, they just blocked the whole thing so people may be able to reach the website using a proxy. But like I said, idiots will always be idiots. If they are “smart” enough to actually invest in a “supposedly” investment program, they might no be smart enough to know what the hell a proxy is. Now, when you click http://www.esuissefund.com, you will be greeted with this:


Hey you rich bugger with “esuissefund” money, what about throwing me some of that hard earned cash, eh? Come on, I helped a little, don’t I?